The funny ending we read of "Little Red Riding Hood" was a bit too violent for our taste, so I urged you to change it, and once again you really lulled me with your sparkling imaginations. So share the funny endings with whoever visists and reads this blog.
This is the ending we read out in class:
Then Little Red Riding Hood said, "But Grandma, what a lovely great big furry coat you have on". "That’s wrong!"cried the Wolf. "Have you forgotten to tell me what BIG TEETH I’ve got? Ah well, no matter what you say, I’m going to eat you anyway". The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers. She aims it at the creature’s head and bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.