Our ending to Little Red Riding Hood

The funny ending we read of "Little Red Riding Hood" was a bit too violent for our taste, so I urged you to change it, and once again you really lulled me with your sparkling imaginations.  So share the funny endings with whoever visists and reads this blog.

This is the ending we read out in class:

Then Little Red Riding Hood said, "But Grandma, what a lovely great big furry coat you have on".  "That’s wrong!"cried the Wolf. "Have you forgotten to tell me what BIG TEETH I’ve got? Ah well, no matter what you say, I’m going to eat you anyway". The small girl smiles.  One eyelid flickers.  She whips a pistol from her knickers.  She aims it at the creature’s head and bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

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3 risposte a Our ending to Little Red Riding Hood

  1. anonimo scrive:

    Then Little Red Riding Hood said, “But Grandma, what a nasty perfume you have on. Where have you bought it?”. “That’s wrong!”cried the Wolf. “Have you forgotten to tell me what BIG TEETH I’ve got? Ah well, no matter what you say, I’m going to eat you anyway”. The small girl took off his clothes, with a terrible grin and turned out to be the hunter. “your big teeth will make a fine necklace and will no longer bite helpless women” said the hunter and shoot him dead.

  2. anonimo scrive:

    Suddenly the door slammed and an handsome man appeared.

    It was the faboulous Chuck Norris, that was there for the famous Gramma’s Apple Cake.

    When he saw the wolf, he puched him and in a second Gramma came out of his mouth.

    Chick kicked the wolf off, which arrived directly in the hunter’s house.

    Gramma prepared the Apple Cake to thank Chuck for saving her life!!!

    XDXDXD

  3. anonimo scrive:

    Little Red Riding Hood saied to the wolf :”if you want me, then catch me”. The wolf jumped up from the chair and tried to reach the girl downstairs, but was so overweight and lazy that as he did the first step, he felt so panting and thought:”if only I were vegetarian!”