Images spark our imagination

My beloved crew, it was great seeing you so many on the very last day of school.  It implies you love the course.  There couldn’t have been better feedback for me.

Let’s post the dialogues you wrote on the six images you were shown.  Post the dialogues in the following order:

1. The woman and the sleigh

2. The human fight

3. The athlete and the laurel wreath

4. Icy wilderness

5. Clouds over you

6. Mud over me? How dare you!

It was hilarious listening to your dialogues.

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7 risposte a Images spark our imagination

  1. SweetGlo scrive:

    THE WOMAN AND THE SLEIGH

    W:”oh my god, i’m going to die!”

    S:”no, stupid, we’re just going to fly!”

    W:”but i’m not able to fly!”

    S:”gosh, aren’t you santa klaus?!?”

    THE HUMAN FIGHT

    F:”you won’t catch the ball!it’s mine!i’ll be the winner!”

    N:”i’m not the right part of the body you must feel threaten by…i have no fingers, i can’t catch the ball!let’s fight with the hand!”

    F:”i’ll be the winner!i’ll be the winner!”

    N:”okok..but i think that this black person need some hoxygen!let him breathe!”

    F:”i’ll be the winner!i’ll be the winner!”

    N:”…”

    THE ATHLETE AND HER LAUREL WREATH

    A:”i’m the winner!i’m so proud of myself!what do you think of my performance?wasn’t it fantastic?”

    W:”i really don’t care about it1put me down from here..I suffer from hoghts!!”

    A:”what?don’t you think i was excellent?i won and you think only about your stupid vertigo?!”

    W:”oh, thank you god for not having created me woman!”

    ICY WILDERNESS

    M:”how beautiful is here!”

    D:”you’re right, look what a wonderfull panorama!but we’re hungry!”

    M:”it’s fantastic!wonderfull indeed!i’m speechless…”

    D:”yeah, fantastic, but don’t forget that it’s dinner time!”

    M:”i’m happy to share with you this sunset, guys!”

    D:”we’re not guys, we’re dogs!where is our food now!?”

    CLOUDS OVER YOU

    C:”wow, we can be in two places at the same time!”

    F:”so you can see from above if there are some fish in here!”

    C:”of course we can!”

    F:”where is it better i move in order to fish as much as possible?”

    C:”it’s better if you begin looking at the sky…”

    MUD OVER ME?HOW DARE YOU?

    F:”what is this?mud??”

    M:”yes, it’s mud!and i’m all over your face!”

    F:”how disgusting!”

    M:”me, disgusting??you say this because you haven’t seen your face yet…!”

  2. anonimo scrive:

    THE WOMAN AND THE SLEIGH

    W:”Please don’t run so fast!”

    S:”I can’t do anything!”

    W:”But I’m going to hurt myself and you’re going to break!”

    S:”So, let’s break!”

    THE HUMAN FIGHT

    N:”Why do you clasp me so strong?”

    F:”That’s my role in the game!”

    N:”So you’re supposed to go around the court breaking all player’s necks”

    F:”Oh, I’m sorry! I’ll let you go….”

    THE ATHLETE AND HER LAUREL WREATH

    A:”You look perfect on my beautiful blond hair!”

    W:”What about being a little more humble?”

    A:”I’ll throw you away if you keep on saying these things!”

    W:”You can’t do that and I also Know you’ll never do that!!!!”

    ICY WILDERNESS

    M:”If you only try to do something different from what I say, I’ll kill you!”

    D:”Yes, yes, yes…You’re a genius!”

    M:”Why are you making jokes on me”

    D:”Because you can’t even think to kill us!”

    M:”And why on earth?”

    D:”Because if we die you will die too, not being able to go anywhere without us!!!!”

    CLOUDS OVER YOU

    F:”Hey you, over there!”

    C:”Yes my dear friend?”

    F:”Do you see any fish?”

    C:”Oh yes, just move a little to the right….”

    F:”Thank you very much!”

    C:”You’re welcome!”

    MUD OVER ME?HOW DARE YOU?

    F:”You make me look so dirty!”

    M:”How dare you? I’m just making you look less horrible!”

    F:”How dare you?”

    M:”Oh….I was just joking! As we need to stay together for some time, what about being friends?”

    F:”Let’s try!”

  3. anonimo scrive:

    THE WOMAN AND THE SLEIGH (Woman, Sleigh)

    W: What a fantastic day!

    S: It’s not the same for me, I’ve to drive you all the time.

    W: Don’t complain, just enjoy this experience.

    S: Ok….But next turn is yours, you’ll bring me as long as I’ve been done.

    THE HUMAN FIGHT (Footballer, Neck)

    N: Ouch! You’re squeezing me, stop it now!

    F: What? A neck give me order? That’s very ridiculous. I won’t unlock in any case.

    N: You’ d better obey, otherwise I’ll hurt you badly so that you’ll never be able to play again.

    F: How dare you? Shut up, you’re end is coming!

    THE ATHLETE AND HER LAUREN WREATH (Athlete, Lauren Wreath)

    A: Gosh! Have I really won?

    LW: Sure! Your dreams finally come true. Aren’t you happy?

    A: Yes I am. It’s hard to believe though. You know, there are many other athletes better than me..

    LW: Don’t be humble, you’ve deserved this victory.

    ICY WILDERNESS (Man, Dogs)

    M: let’s go ahead buddies!

    D: We’re been growing weary, so please, have a little break!

    M: But it’s getting too freezing!

    D: Well, go alone then. We will not move from here.

    CLOUDS OVER YOU (Fishing cane, Clouds)

    C: What are you doing? Don’t catch us!

    F: But I’m not so good at catch fishes.

    C: We’ll help you, follow us.

    F: Oh, thanks!

    MUD OVER ME (Face, Mud)

    F: You suck! How have you been able to make me so dirty?

    M: It’s not my fault! I’ve laid on the grass and you suddenly fell over me.

    F:Howevere my beauty is ruined because of you! I’ll call my lawyers

    M: And so? I can’t be sent in prison!

    Rossella

  4. anonimo scrive:

    THE WOMAN AND THE SLEIGHT

    W: I think you’r going too fast!

    S: Oh no, don’t worry! I know wht I’m doing!

    W: Yes, but everyone is going to see my knickers if ou go so fast…

    S: Oh, poor them!!!

    THE HUMAN FIGHT

    F: Do I hurt you?

    N: Just a bit, please clasp me softer!!

    F: Ok, but I can’t leave you.

    N: I don’t tell you to leave me, just don’t clasp me so hard!

    THE ATHLETE AND HER LAUREL WREATH

    A: Oh, that’s the most beatiful moment of my life!

    L: You’re only a sentimental.

    A: Shut up!!! You’re only a laurel wreath!

    L: Yes, but actually I’m above you!

    ICY WILDERNESS

    M: Come on, you’re too lazy!

    DOG1: I’m tired of listening ou complaining! Actually, we are who do the labour!

    M: Shut up..at leastyou have got your “fur coat”. I’m dying of cold!

    DOG2: Do you want to exchange?

    CLOUDS OVER YOU

    F.C.: Please, tell me where fish are. I can’t see them!

    C: We won’t tell you anything. We hate fishing!

    F.C.: Please. I’m bored!

    C: It’s none of our business!

    MUD OVER ME? HOW DARE YOU?

    F: I hate you!

    M: What? If you like rolling, it’s not my fault if you get dirty!

    F: It’s my work…I’m paid for rolling!

    M: So, don’t grumble!!!

  5. anonimo scrive:

    THE WOMAN AND THE SLEIGHT

    W:stop, stop! i’m afraid of speed!

    S:i’m trying to brake but i don’t know how!

    W:oh no! we are going against a big tree!

    S:good! if we will crash against it we will stop!

    THE HUMAN FIGHT

    N:ouch! what are you doing? i’m not a christmas turkey’s neck!

    F:shut up! i want to win at all cost!

    N:wait a minute, please..this is a football ground and not a butcher’s shop!

    F:…are you sure…?!

    THE ATHLETE AND HER LAUREL WREATH

    L:oh my God! i’m really excited for my victory!

    A:what? this is my victory and not your

    L:cool down! i’m on your head so the victory is mine too!

    A:oh really? you’re only laurel…i can throw you away!

    L:ok, ok…i was joking!

    ICY WILDERNESS

    O:let’s go, let’s go lazybones!

    D:we are running very fast and are hours that we are travelling

    O:it’s not enough. we are late. hurry up!

    D:no! we are too tired, so if you want to run…use your legs!

    CLOUDS OVER ME

    C:hahaha you can’t catch us!

    F:you shouldn’t undervaluate me! i’m a special fish cane.

    C:oh really? what can you do?

    F:i can fly…!

    MUD OVER ME? HOW DARE YOU?

    F:oh my God! what is that?

    M:hi! how are you?

    F:but…are you crazy?

    M:no, i’m mud!

    fabiola

  6. anonimo scrive:

    THE WOMAN AND THE SLEIGHT

    W: Go go honeymoon! You are great even if actually you run a little bit too fast!

    S: Don’t call me honeymoon! I’m the only one who is labouring, not you!

    W: Shut up and think at driving!

    S: Stop complaining or I make you fall down!

    THE HUMAN FIGHT

    N: Hey! Ouch! Hey! I’m here too! Don’t forget about me!

    F: Forgive me, dear. I’m only doing my job.

    N: What a stupid job hurting other people!

    F: What a stupid job supporting a head!

    THE ATHLETE AND HER LAUREL WREATH

    W: Come on, darling…don’t cry…actually you aren’t the first…but you are anyway the second!!

    A: Wow, your words are very supporting. I’m amazed by al your sensitivity!

    W: Since we are on good turms, I should tell you an important thing: your hair smells, sweetheart, however I can advice you a very good shampoo, that…

    A: Wonderful! Now I find out that you have not just a huge sensibility, but also a unique prontness…This should be my lucky day…surely…

    ICY WILDERNESS

    D: Please, stop it, we can’t run anylonger because of the cold: we need food and hot.

    M: Come on, guys! We are quite arrived, don’t give up right now!

    D: Owner, we have tried not to give up for the last three hours!

    M: Perfect! This means that you won’t die for the next fifteen minutes.

    CLOUDS OVER YOU

    C: Let move from there! You don’t let me see my imagine into the water. I can’t see how gorgeous I am!

    F.C.: I’m sorry, but I have to make my owner happy.

    C: Don’t find excuses! I know you are just jealous about me because of my freedom and my beauty!!

    F.C.: Oh darling, I don’t want to disappoint you, but I surely prefer to be owned but thin to be free and fat as you!

    -UNCONFORTABLE SILENCE-

    MUD OVER ME? HOW DARE YOU?

    M: I’m here! I’m arriving!

    B: No no no pease wa…

    SPLASH!!!

    B: Well, maybe you could be a solution to my spots!

    M: There’s always a silver lyning!

    Giulia Radovan

  7. anonimo scrive:

    THE WOMAN AND THE SLEIGH

    W:Oh…dear sleigh,this is my best day of my life!

    S:Even for me.I’m very happy to spend Christmast together!Don’t you think?

    W:Yes,but…slow down!You’re going too quickly!!!!!

    S:Ah…ah…ah…

    THE HUMAN FIGHT

    N:Please…leave me,you are hurting me!

    F:Oh…don’t worry,I’ll leave you if you give me what I want

    N:OK,OK,but you have to stick to the promise!

    F:Of course……ah!aha!

    THE ATHLETE AND HER LAUREL WREATH

    A:Oh,I don’t belive that you’re on my head!

    L:Even for me,it’s fantastic,but now can I go down?

    A:But why?What is teh reason?Aren’t you enthusiast?

    L:Yes but…I feel dizzy!!!

    ICY WILDERNESS

    M:Let’s go!Let’s go!The journey is still long

    D:But we are tired!You haven’t to pull the sleigh all the day like us.

    M:Let’s go lazybones!This is ypur job!

    D:You are a cruel despot.

    CLOUDS OVER YOU

    C:Ouch!You’re hurting me!You’re ruining my imagine!

    F:Oh sorry but I haven’t seen you.Instead can you help me to find some fishes?

    C:Well…I don’t know.Only if you promise to go somewhere else after I’ll help ypu

    F:OK,don’t worry I’ll keep to the promise(if I manage to convince my owner)

    MUD OVER ME?HOW DARE YOU?

    F:Leave me,you are so dirty!

    M:Shut up!You are worse than I am!

    F:Ah!You think so!Come on,if you are corageous!

    M:Sure,it’s all over for you today!!!